I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
