ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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