i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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