And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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