i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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