Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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