i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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