We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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