So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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