So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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