I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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