You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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