Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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