Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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