dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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