she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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