It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
