Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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