Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
