Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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