Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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