Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
this is an emotional support booty call
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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