But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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