I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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