As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
