it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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