I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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