so explain again why im purple
no
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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