My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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