Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i would punch a child for taco bell
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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