if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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