i permit you to call me
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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