No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize