You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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