That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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