Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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