Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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