No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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