Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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