Whod you bang
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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