How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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