they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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