So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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