i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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