I'm gonna have a badass scar
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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