At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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