we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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