ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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