New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I understand Curling. That high.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
