Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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