another moral hangover. fuck.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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