i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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