these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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