I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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