I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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